Copy Cat !
Was going through Scott Adams' blog. here is the reply by someone to his post asking what is time and how did the universe start it, who is god, etc etc.Quite interesting I must say this reply is. Told you already that copied I have it from there. Talking Yoda like I am right now...Why !?! Chuck it !
Enjoy this :-
We're the dream of a hippie who died of an overdose.
God just likes really stupid soap operas.
Reality just is.
The Big Bang was preceded by the Big Blowjob.
What makes you think you could understand the Answer?
When you die, Time stops anyway.
The Universe is just one of those things.
The idea of God creates all the other ideas which make God unnecessary.
God did it all. And He's upset that He created the human brain. That was His only mistake.
Time can loop back without repeating itself. Reality could be chaotic. Could be? Hah! What did I say?
Park diagonally in the parallel universe.
Whatever you think about reality, God enjoys the joke.
Reality recycles until we all get it right.
Buddha has the biggest belly laugh.
The Universe exists because God got bored.
Maybe God doesn't want us to know His mind?
The Universe was created six thousand years ago, and God has been lying about it ever since.
Evolution was God's way of bowling a strike billions of years ago and having all the pins still falling the way He planned.
The Universe is understandable by a carbon-based creature with a mind made of meat.
God is the eventual product of the evolution of the Universe.
Everything happens in all those parallel universes. So why try?
God is a really nasty practical joker. This explains everything.
If we ever figure it all out, God will change the rules and fuck it up. He's the Dude, forever and always.
The destiny of the Universe is for us to create God.
posted by Incredibly Indian @ 11:51 PM
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