Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Wonderful News...

... its a great post amongst a lot of nonsensical one's scott adams writes...

Story of a man who lost his voice... and got it back from his creativity....

Read it here...

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Actually Funny !

Whaddya Know !
An actually funny forward...
Read on....



After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

pilots complaints (marked with a P) and solutions recorded (marked with an S)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And last ....

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Economics !

A brilliant post by a friend linking famous rock songs to Economic concepts.

Its a very funny read !

Check it here

Monday, October 09, 2006

Smiles :)

No sleep since two days....
No work either !

Frustration mounting, fights galore...
when i look around, the world seems dark.

I tell them...go away...
He still knocks on the door...

An old friend, he knows me...
I let him in...

Smiles galore in that short time...
I miss the world that we created...

I know now, what he says is true.
The smiles are in little things...

Like his seven mails in seven second to me...
Some new, some old...
Theyre all there...
Like memories, of times when he was there along with me...

Sorry honey... you can be my love
But he stays...
The most honourable knight...
In shining armour... always....

I know you would be there...
For this damsel in distress.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Very Funny Ads

A cool site with very funny ads ;)

click here

Will and Grace - Accidentally in Love Music Video

An awesome vid of a great show....
must watch for all the favorite will and grace moments :)

My Cubicle

You got to check this out !

Spoof on James Blunt's 'Youre Beautiful'

Rules for Gen Next : A smart fwd

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.


Sunday, October 01, 2006

How Lord of the Rings should have ended

you got to watch it... an alternative to the threee longgggg movies !!

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