Sunday, April 01, 2007

Hello Big Bang !

Hello all couch potatoes... The biggest event in the history ( of well... umm... the Universe, non- technically speaking ), is coming live to your TV... at no extra cost !
Think im kidding ?

No seriously, The Big Bang is a direct feed to your TV... (NOT THAT you pervert !!) The birth of our universe, according to the Big Bang Theory, was from a infintely small space (though, space doesnt mean anything before the Big Bang) containing infinite amount of everything ( though, even mass is meaningless at that time). This singularity, due to some unknown trigger, decided to expand all of a sudden and most of the mass currently in the universe was creating in the first 3 minutes of this event, known as the Big Bang.
And, ofcourse, because the event happened so so long ago, that our Aaj Tak reporters couldnt get there on time. But fear not, the radiation/waves from The Big Bang, reach the earth.. even though they are very weak. Most of the crackle which we see on our televisions is the last remnants of that same event which started it all.

How's that for a dinner time family watch?

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